Superman's Song

Tarzan wasn't a ladies' man
 He'd just come along and scoop 'em up under his arm like that
 Quick as a cat in the jungle
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 But Clark Kent, now there was a real gent
 He would not be caught sittin' around in no junglescape
 Dumb as an ape, doin' nothin'
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 Superman never made any money
 For savin' the world from Solomon Grundy
 And sometimes I despair the world will never see another man
 Like him
 Hey Bob, Supe had a straight job
 Even though he could have smashed through any bank in the United States
 Well, he had the strength, but he would not
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 Folks said, "His family were all dead
 The planet crumbled, but Superman, he forced himself to carry on
 Forget Krypton and keep goin'"
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 Superman never made any money
 For savin' the world from Solomon Grundy
 And sometimes I despair the world will never see another man
 Like him
 Tarzan was king of the jungle and lord over all the apes
 But he could hardly string together four words
 "I Tarzan, you Jane"
 Sometimes when Supe was stoppin' crimes
 I'll bet he was tempted to just quit and turn his back on man, join Tarzan in the forest
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 But he stayed in the city
 And kept on changin' clothes in dirty old phone booths
 'Til his work was through
 He had nothin' to do, but go on home
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 Superman never made any money
 For savin' the world from Solomon Grundy
 And sometimes I despair the world will never see another man
 Like him
 And sometimes I despair the world will never see another man
 Like him
 Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm