Our Driver Gestures

When you start your journey, you go and meet your driver
 You shake his hand, and hope he's feeling well
 The things to come may be somewhat unfamiliar
 Like eating herring where the sun does not go down
 Our driver calculates what time we'll hit town
 And every time a border comes
 We go inside and meet with someone
 Perhaps a form will need to be filled in
 Then we can go and restart up the engines
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 Plumbing often varies in the various different countries
 I like to crouch down and turn on those bidets
 I'll have a cocktail, pick at my fingernails
 And then I'll squat down for a wash to end the day
 Our driver recommends we try the souffle
 And every time a border comes
 We go inside and meet with someone
 Perhaps a form will need to be filled in
 Then we can go and restart up the engines
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 Then we went down under, and we were told of farmers
 Who brought some pigs here from the old country
 But pigs eat turtle eggs and turtles eat jellyfish
 And now you get stung if you're swimming in the sea
 Our driver gestures out behind the palm trees
 And every time a border comes
 We go inside and meet with someone
 Perhaps a form will need to be filled in
 Then we can go and restart up the engines