Not Today Baby

Well they're willing and their able
 When they come over to my table
 And say, "Hello, there..."
 There's a Jane and a Julie
 And then there's simply yours truly
 Sitting alone here
 They say one day I'll finally settle down
 Not today, baby, cause there's
 A whisper in the breeze
 Can you hear, baby?
 Hear it callin' out to me
 So move along, baby
 Well they pay my lots of money
 Just to stand up and be funny
 For an hour
 Then the bees want some honey
 And then oh-boy-all-of-a-suddenly
 I'm their flower
 They say one day I'll finally
 Come around
 Not today, baby, cause there's
 A whisper in the breeze
 Can you hear, baby?
 Hear it callin' out to me
 So move along, baby
 Don't know what's comin' at me
 Or who's such and such
 As long as I'm this happy
 I don't care, care too much
 Well the show is all over
 And I'm rolling in the clover all alone here
 And I know you'd keep my company
 But I'm really very comfy on my own, here
 They say one day I'll finally stay in town
 Not today, baby, cause there's
 A whisper in the breeze
 Can you hear, baby?
 Hear it callin' out to me
 So move along, baby