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Once there was this kid who
 Got into an accident and couldn't come to school
 But when he finally came back
 His hair had turned from black into bright white
 He said that it was from when
 The cars had smashed so hard
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 Once there was this girl who
 Wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room
 But when they finally made her
 They saw birthmarks all over her body
 She couldn't quite explain it
 They'd always just been there
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 But both girl and boy were glad
 'Cause one kid had it worse than that
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 'Cause then there was this boy whose
 Parents made him come directly home right after school
 And when they went to their church
 They shook and lurched all over the church floor
 He couldn't quite explain it
 They'd always just gone there
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