Just Shoot Me, Baby

Take off your mink coat, take off your muff
 Get on the table and show us your stuff
 Right here next to me
 I'm a fat old man, sweatin' and huffin'
 A gin in my hand and your pretty little muffin
 Right here next to me
 Just don't feed me with no tube
 Or change my dirty diaper
 If I'm back at mommy's boob
 Call in the frickin' snipers
 And just shoot me, baby
 Stuff me in the cracks, Stuff me
 In the toilet, sweetie, put me in the trash
 But be next to me
 Send me to my room, hold me down
 And spank me, use the wooden spoon
 But be next to me
 Just don't feed me with no tube
 Or change my dirty diaper
 If I'm back at Mommy's boob
 Call in the frickin' snipers
 And just shoot me, baby
 Dip me in the river
 You'll never wash my dirt away
 Rip out my liver, baby
 But be next to me
 Just don't feed me with no tube
 Or change my dirty diaper
 If I'm back at Mommy's boob
 Call in the frickin' snipers
 And just shoot me, baby