I'm Outlived By "That" Thing?

I threw out a stupid common paperweight
 And it went out into the country
 To a place where other solid objects lie around
 
 Well, it's quite hard and so it's probably still there
 And when I die, it will still be somewhere
 Ha ha, I'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that
 A man once took a very famous photograph
 Went in books and even lectures
 Said it was a monster in the old loch ness
 Before he died, his wife gave him a back rub
 He confessed his lie, he took the picture in the bathtub
 Ha ha, he's outlived by that thing and stupid things like that
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 Scientists have recently just found out
 About a fish they didn't know of
 That lives along the bottom of the darkest seas
 It doesn't need eyes, it's been there a long while
 Since back in the times of giant flying reptiles
 Ha ha, I'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that
 Ha ha, I'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that