Give Yourself a Hand (Live)

Hello, Mr. Fussy
 Hello, Mrs. Nice
 Have you ever shared a bathtub
 Full of beer and ice?
 I know you want to
 I know you can
 Put down your children
 And free up your hands
 Come on and free up your hands
 Come on and free up your hands
 Do you still like to kiss her?
 Do you still hold her hand?
 Would you cheat with her sister?
 Do you march to her band?
 And when you're by yourself
 With a drink in one hand
 Do you break your little rule
 And give yourself the other hand?
 C'mon and give yourself a hand
 C'mon and give yourself a hand
 C'mon and give yourself a hand
 C'mon and give yourself a hand
 I know your wife's uncle
 He's a very nice man
 He's got long clever fingers
 On his lovely pink hands
 Did you give that bad boy
 The back of your hand?
 I know you want to
 I know you can
 Give him the back of your hand
 Give him the back of your hand
 Give him the back of your hand
 Give him the back of your hand