Aching to Sneeze

I've been achin' to sneeze,
 Beggin' please, pretty please
 But I can't get the thing to come out
 I've been down on my knees
 I've been pissin on trees
 But the evil thing just won't come out
 Come on out
 My pretty baby
 Relieve me of my burden
 Little baby
 Come on out
 My pretty baby
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 I've been waking at dawn
 With the big bird on
 And I can't make the thing go away
 I've been throwing up drinks
 Into toilets and sinks
 But it just sticks around anyway
 
 Come on out
 My pretty baby
 Relieve me of my burden
 Little baby
 Come on out
 My pretty baby
 (Whistle part)
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 I've been waking at dawn
 With a fever going on
 And a stain that just won't wash away
 I've got nothing to hide
 Just something inside
 Keeps coming back day after day
 Come on out
 My pretty baby
 Relieve me of my burdens
 Little baby
 Come on out
 My pretty baby
 Oh yeah
 My pretty baby
 Yeah
 My pretty baby