One Normal Night

They're normal people
 Not like you
 Not like me
 Please can't we be an average family!
 One normal night
 That's all I want
 That's all I need from you
 One normal house
 Without a mouse
 To feed a plant or two
 You must admit we're not what people call, "laid back"
 So, can't we muse a bit and lose the basic black?
 Whoa, one normal night
 With normal people on their way
 Just one normal night
 Whaddaya say?
 One normal night?
 To be polite
 To do the least you can
 One normal eve?
 Can you achieve a kind of common man?
 You have to swear to me
 Yes, promise to the core
 It's almost six o'clock
 They're almost at the door!
 On all the Addams ancestors
 Who've ever walked aright
 One normal night!
 Doo doo doo
 Doo doo doo doo
 Doo doo da-doo doo doo
 Wait!
 This is where I first saw her!
 Wednesday, with a crossbow
 And she looked like Diana The Huntress!
 Who?
 He's just expressing himself, dear
 "Expressing is the poet's art. Just simply say what's in your heart"
 Lucas, your mother's rhyming again
 I say we take a rain check and go back to the hotel
 No!
 One normal night
 No, not one poem
 Not one inspiring word
 One normal scene
 Complete routine
 Tonight can't be absurd
 Please don't embarrass me
 Or be completely rude
 Don't make a fuss about the house
 About the food
 Whoa! One normal night
 I know it's big, but can't you see?
 This one normal night is for me!
 Oh, he seems like a nice young man!
 (They're not right for each other)
 Not right for eachother?! What do you mean, "Not right for each other"?
 Was Napoleon right for Josephine?
 Was nausea right for Dramamine?
 Were the 80's right for the drum machine
 Who's to say?
 Who's to say?
 Was ballet right for Balanchine?
 Was Polio right for the Salk vaccine?
 Were you folks right for the mezzanine?
 Who's to say?
 One normal night, is a perilous trick
 Normal is hard to attain
 Children are crazy and parents are quick
 Passions are hard to explain
 But this is their moment and this is your chance
 So, if you don't want to remain
 Start singing of love (what?)
 Love (no!)
 Love! (Why?)
 Love (ugh)
 Only affairs of the heart
 Your turn!
 Bringing them love (yes!)
 Love (yes!)
 Love (right!)
 Love (good!)
 Love lets your spirits depart
 So, let the normalcy start!
 Protect and rally round
 Let's aid them and abet
 One normal night is what they'll
 Get!
 
 One normal night
 One normal night
 One normal night
 Wednesday wants
 One normal night
 One normal night
 One normal night
 Give her just
 One normal night
 One normal night
 One normal night
 Wednesday wants
 One
 One
 One
 One
 All I want (one normal night)
 All I ask (we'll comprehend)
 We'll tend her every need
 When we arrive
 We'll come alive
 To make this night succeed
 Just be respectable
 Don't make an odd remark
 Okay, okay
 Keep undetectable our passion for the dark
 Just as you say
 And then it's paradise
 Right here in Central Park
 In one normal
 Informal
 One normal
 Night!