Big White Redneck

This big white redneck's got the blues
 From this cowboy hat to these worn out boots
 A woman done lit my fuse
 And this bar ain't got the booze
 To cure this big white redneck with the blues
 Lord I tried the best I could
 I never really thought she would
 Leave me for younger fella
 Didn't take the time to tell her
 'Bout all the good things she done
 And how she was my only one
 True love, best friend, huntin' buddy gettin' muddy
 She was everything to me
 Guess I just couldn't see
 What it was she was missin'
 Slow dancin' and long kissin'
 Dinner on a friday night
 Wine by the candle light
 Now I'm just sittin' here
 Cryin' in my beer
 This big white redneck's got the blues
 From this cowboy hat to these worn out boots
 A woman done lit my fuse
 And this bar ain't got the booze
 To cure this big white redneck with the blues
 Now I'm layin' drunk in the floor
 Yellin' lookin' at the door
 I called her mama and her sister
 Told 'em that I really missed her
 I guess I know what kinda gone
 She ain't never comin' home
 Back to bein' all alone
 My life is like a sad song
 Every time I hear her name
 I realize what a shame
 Now I'm just old news
 Dealin' with these danged ole blues
 This big white redneck's got the blues
 Lord o' mercy this pain really hurts me y'all
 From this cowboy hat to these worn out boots
 I don't know what to do
 I'm never gettin' over you
 A woman done lit my fuse
 And this bar ain't got the booze (That's right)
 To cure this big white redneck with the blues
 Yeah this woman done lit my fuse
 And this bar ain't got the booze (That's right)
 To cure this big white redneck with the blues
 Well we're gonna see if it'll cure me
 Matter of fact I'm cured now
 I'm gonna call your sister
 I might even call your mama
 That's right
 What's that number