This Is Your Captain Calling

THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN CALLING
 Osborne-Kerr
 Just a few words to the top of the tower
 Just a few minutes to build up the power
 Check all the gauges and turn on the dials
 Get all the passengers out of the aisles.
 And I'm going to send a message on the speakers
 I'm going to send you all insane.
 This is your captain calling
 This is your captain calling
 To tell you I'm out of my brain again
 This is your captain calling
 And if you think we're falling
 You're perfectly right
 And I'd be delighted if any of you could give us a hand and land the plane.
 Hope you don't think this is some kind of plot
 Lately I found I've been drinking a lot
 Problems at home that have been driving me mad
 A couple of drinks and I don't feel so bad.
 And up in the sky the clouds are all going find me
 And up in the sky it's duty free.
 This is your captain speaking
 This is your captain speaking
 To tell you I'm out of my brain again
 This is your captain speaking
 And if you think I'm freaking
 You're perfectly right
 And I'd be delighted if any of you could give us a hand and land the plane.
 This is your captain calling
 This is your captain calling
 To tell you I'm out of my brain again
 This is your captain calling
 And if you think we're falling
 You're perfectly right
 And I'd be delighted if any of you could give us a hand and land the plane.
 This is your captain speaking
 This is your captain speaking
 To tell you I'm out of my brain again
 This is your captain speaking
 And if you think I'm freaking
 You're perfectly right
 And I'd be delighted if any of you could give us a hand and land the plane.