The Land Of Do What You're Told

Have a word with your Patron Saint
 Cover up the cracks with a lick of paint
 All The exit doors are all double-locked
 Because St Sebastian sways but doesn't rock
 Here's to you - you put up a fight
 You're the last to leave, now turn out the light
 You danced to the Devil and the Feathery wife
 Now the Ordnance Survey is mapping out your life
 Look at the small print: it's what we agreed -
 Sign your name before we teach you how to read
 This is the land, the Land of Do What You're Told
 The Land of the Free: if you don't leave the fold
 Smile a little wider as you're waiting to be sold
 This is the land, the Land of Do What You're Told
 I'm a celebrity - let me in here
 One last jump from the end of the pier
 We breached the wall, but I was too tired to run
 My Get Up And Go got up and now it's gone
 Look at the small print: it's what we agreed -
 Sign your name before we teach you how to read
 This is the land, the Land of Do What You're Told
 The Land of the Free: if you don't leave the fold
 Smile a little wider as you're waiting to be sold
 This is the land, the Land of Do What You're Told
 This is the land, the Land of Do What You're Told
 With a little lip service to breaking the mold
 Smile a little wider as you're waiting to be sold
 This is the land, the Land of Do What You're Told
 We're going on strike for twelve percent
 We're not downhearted yet
 They're filming it all for a reality show
 So twelve percent we'll get