I Did It For Alfie

Rejoice, just rejoice at that news
 This girl has got the midlife blues
 She lost her favourite marble again
 It rolled down the nearest drain
 A swing to the right and she's under attack
 Much-sought-after property, completely detached
 Plunging at the neck and daring at the back
 And everybody says she looks better like that
 Everybody says she looks better like that
 Everybody says she looks better like that
 Everybody says she looks better like that
 Everybody says she looks better like that
 Rejoice, just rejoice at that news
 This girl was split completely in two
 Trevor, knock me down with a feather
 In the United Kingdom of Whatever
 With a clean-cut center parting and a bloodrush to the head
 "You won't get any older, dear," is what the stylist said
 It's elegant bold and striking, she'll never need a hat
 And everybody says she looks better like that
 Everybody says she looks better like that
 Everybody says she looks better like that
 Everybody says she looks better like that
 Everybody says she looks better like that
 Alfie, I did it for Alfie
 Alfie, I did it for Alfie
 Alfie, I did it for Alfie