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I'm a loner, alone with neuroses and hate
 Anger is a permanent character trait
 My letter bombs are primed and they're ready to send
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 I'm a wound-up whiner with a fetish for guns
 I'm almost 50 and I live with my Mum
 I hope my nude picture doesn't offend
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 Me mother says she wished she'd never 'ad me
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 Would you like to add me as a friend?
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 I'm a recovering alcoholic, I rarely leave my room
 Peeping through the curtains in my dog costume
 The voices in my head, oh they'll get me in the end
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 I'd really like to mail you the picture that I drew
 It's Kylie's body but the head is you
 I've asked you fifty times before, I'm asking you again--
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 Add me, add me
 Me mother says she wished she'd never 'ad me
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 Would you like to add me as a friend?
 Would you like to add me as a friend?
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 Add me, add me
 Me mother says she wished she'd never 'ad me
 Add me, add me
 Would you like to add me as a friend?
 Would you like to add me as a friend?
 Here's a picture of me in my Nazi uniform
 Doing a trick with an egg that I like to perform
 At a monster truck rally that my Mum and me attend
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 I've added Britney and Paris and you and Tom
 I'm going to find your address so I can visit you at home
 I don't like people but I like to pretend
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 Add me, add me
 Me mother says she wished she'd never 'ad me
 Add me, add me
 Would you like to add me as a friend?
 Would you like to add me as a friend?