Miner's Blues

Mc Chris Ownz
 MC Chris ownz
 I wanna go to an MC Chris show
 But he doesn't tour, so in the meantime
 I'm gonna memorize all of his rhymes
 I spell word with a three
 Name's MC
 Other rappers flow weak
 Like window unit AC's
 Latinas on my penis
 Japanese on they knees
 I love all the ladies
 As long as they eighteen
 I got bling up the ying
 A plethora of Porsches
 I'll say anything
 'Cause my mouth is remorseless
 Even the source says
 My hip hop's a vortex
 Leave horseheads on doorsteps
 My mic checks cost Corvettes
 The strobe light explodes white
 As I step on the floor
 The barkeep knows the code
 So he throws me a Stroh's
 Weak MC's decompose
 'Cause they know I can flow
 Like Wesell comma Zam
 Through Coruscant corridors
 Humidors filled with stoges
 Filled with dro
 Like Nine-Oh-Two-One-Oh
 Is filled with the word bro
 Fuck the lexicon of octagons
 I'm all about go
 These amateurs got catheders
 I'm all about pro's, 'bout pro's.
 MC Chris ownz
 I wanna go to an MC Chris show
 But he doesn't tour, so in the meantime
 I'm gonna memorize all of his rhymes
 I'm lit like a branch davidian
 Or what's left of the lithium
 I fill Wimbly Stadium
 Once bitten, twice shy
 Call it pyromania
 When I roll up in Kashyyyk
 I roll three Jedi's deep
 The fleet of peeps that I creep
 All got vest's underneath
 There's no need to believe
 In the heat that I keep
 Or the swears that I *bleep*
 Of the heiresses I freak
 It's embarrising to me
 I'm like kerosene it seems
 Or D-R-E-W B with incendiary schemes
 Blowin' up, makin' cream
 I am just like Howard Dean
 When I scream
 I get red
 I get mean
 Can't believe you be buying
 What I be shucking and jiving
 Fuck it if I am the next big thing
 With promotional tie-ins
 I am just cartoon making rapper
 You think I'm lying
 Everybody bust a move
 Like it is that rave in Zion
 My self aggradizing and deprecation
 Keeps 'em guessing
 Call my venus flytrap
 'Cause my DJ's Howard Hessman
 Word 'em up, yo
 Word 'em up, yo
 I just let the rap game
 Out of a choke hold
 MC Chris ownz
 I wanna go to an MC Chris show
 But he doesn't tour, so in the meantime
 I'm gonna memorize all of his rhymes