Janie Jones

He's in love with rock'n'roll woaahh
 He's in love with gettin' stoned woaahh
 He's in love with Janie Jones
 But he don't like his boring job, no...
 An' he knows what he's got to do
 So he knows he's gonna have fun with you
 You lucky lady!
 An' he knows when the evening comes
 When his job is done he'll be over in his car for you
 An' in the in-tray lots of work
 But the boss at the firm always thinks he shirks
 But he's just like everyone, he's got a Ford Cortina
 That just won't run without fuel
 Fill her up, Jacko!
 An' the invoice it don't quite fit,
 There's no payola in his alphabetical file
 This time he's gonna really tell the boss
 Gonna really let him know exactly how he feels
 It's pretty bad!
 Let them know - how you feel