View from the Bridge

I know I'm often quite misunderstood
 I'm seen to do bad when I know I've done good
 It just happens that way
 People who should know me better agree
 That there's something down deep that is weird about me
 Actually I'm dull and average like you
 A sperm met an egg and together they grew
 Biology made me what I am today
 Environment helped in its normal sweet way
 Let's go to the bridge and then drown
 I try to sing of the truth that I see
 But my poor addled tongue gets the better of me
 So hear what I say with a bucket of salt
 If you don't take precautions it's not my damn fault
 I've got a feeling you'll all misconstrue
 The gist of this song by the time I get through
 Well who gives a shit when it's all down to dust
 You know when it's me that it's words you can trust