Drunk Girl - Live

Couple cover charge stamps got her hand looking like a rainbow
 In and out of every bar on a whim just like the wind blows
 She's either a bachelorette or coming off a breakup
 Take a drunk girl home
 She's bouncing like a pinball
 Singing every word she never knew
 Dancing with her eyes closed like she's the only one in the room
 But here's a perfect mess, falling out of that dress
 Take a drunk girl home
 Take a drunk girl home
 Let her sleep all alone
 Leave her keys on the counter your number by the phone
 Pick up her life she threw on the floor
 Leave the hall lights on walk out and lock the door
 That's how she knows the difference between a boy and man
 Take a drunk girl home
 You leave her drive for a dive and you get something bad to eat
 They're singing "Closing Time" at that little bar across the street
 In two by twos, strangers and lovers headed for the covers, hooking up
 That TV in your two bedroom sounds turned off
 And through the paper-thin walls,
 you can hear the neighbor's cigarette cough
 There's a million things you could be doing,
 but there's one thing you're sure damn glad you did
 Take a drunk girl home
 Let her sleep all alone
 Leave her keys on the counter your number by the phone
 Pick up her life she threw on the floor
 Leave the hall lights on walk out and lock the door
 That's how you know the difference between a boy and man
 Take a drunk girl home
 Ooh, ooh
 You took a drunk girl home
 In the sober light of dawn
 She left you a message, she thanks you on the phone
 'Cause you picked up her life she threw on the floor
 You left the hall lights on walked out and lock the door
 That's how she knows the difference between a boy and man
 Take a drunk girl home
 You took a drunk girl home
 Take a drunk girl home