My Funny Valentine

Behold the way our fine feathered friend
 His virtue doth parade
 Thou knowest not, my dim-witted friend
 The picture thou hast made
 Thy vacant brow, and thy tousled hair
 Conceal thy good intent
 Thou noble upright truthful sincere
 And slightly dopey gent, you are...
 My funny valentine, sweet comic valentine
 You make me smile with my heart
 Your looks are laughable, un-photographable
 Yet, you're my favorite work of art
 Is your figure less than Greek?
 Is your mouth a little weak?
 When you open it to speak
 Are you smart?
 But, don't change a hair for me
 Not if you care for me
 Stay little valentine, stay
 Each day is Valentine's Day
 (Orchestral Break)
 Is your figure less than Greek?
 Is your mouth a little weak?
 When you open it to speak
 Are you smart?
 But, don't change a hair for me
 Not if you care for me
 Stay little valentine, stay
 Each day is Valentine's Day