Whiskey Jack

Whiskey Jack and Vodka Jill
 Well, I made some crack about the hill
 To Whiskey Jack and Vodka Jill
 See those pictures on the wall?
 Those two people came in fall
 And stayed till New Years Eve
 And they slept there on their sleeves
 Jack was straight up and tipped us nice
 Drank his whiskey with no ice
 Just a barfly throwin' darts
 With a holocaust in his heart
 Whiskey Jack and Vodka Jill
 Well, I made some crack about the hill
 To Whiskey Jack and Vodka Jill
 Off the wagon for 20 years
 That day she crash-landed here
 She never got back on
 After she met Jack McDowell
 They'd move to a corner booth
 And sit there while I would sweep
 And move 'em finally towards the door
 And often as not they'd hit the floor
 Whiskey Jack and Vodka Jill
 Well, I made some crack about the hill
 To Whiskey Jack and Vodka Jill
 They never said a word
 But if they did it was too slurred
 When Dick Clark dropped the ball
 We found the empty bottle of Seconal
 And Jack and Vodka Jill
 Arms entwined and very still
 This one's Jack and that one's Jill
 This one's Jack and that one's Jill