The Ding-Dong Daddy of the D-Car Line (20th Anniversary)

The Ding Dong Daddy of the D-Car line
 Had a thing for the ladies for which he did time
 He reaped a little more than he could sow
 Of the pleasures the Mormons in Utah know
 He could not restrain himself when he saw a nice caboose
 Say Ding
 Say Dong
 That Ding Dong Daddy he did sixteen women wrong
 The Ding Dong Daddy had a sensual soul
 Lonely women flocked to him and he loved them all
 The train went in the tunnel in the dark he proposed
 The bonds of matrimony in the sweetest prose
 The ladies got together and decided they'd been had
 This ain't Salt Lake and you ain't Don Juan man
 We've got to give you credit we was happy for a time
 But you're the Ding Dong Daddy of the D-Car line.
 Say Ding
 Say Dong
 That Ding Dong Daddy he did sixteen women wrong