Pink Elephant

Well, a bum was in my trash
 He's pickin' out all the cans
 Firewater burnin' up his poor swollen glands
 The Lysol and Listerine
 It went to his head
 He eats boot black rotted on a
 piece of white bread
 He did the Pink the Pink Elephant
 Blinded by the sorcery
 No, i'd rather stay dead
 I do the Pink the Pink Elephant
 Blinded by the sorcery
 No, I'd rather stay dead
 Sleazy P. Martini ran the Pink Elephant
 With hot-pink curtains where the sloe gin decants
 A shave and a haircut knock knock
 Would for sure get you in
 To see the Cherry Poppin' Daddies play
 the lampshades were zebra skin
 We did the Pink the Pink Elephant
 Blinded by the sorcery
 No I'd rather stay dead
 I do the Pink the Pink Elephant
 Blinded by the sorcery
 No, I'd rather stay, rather stay dead
 Yeah, I'd rather stay dead
 My mouth is like a circus but I'm always in debt
 I'd never pass the bar unless I thought it was wet
 But that's the way they sucker me to my final resolve
 But when you set'em up I'm drinkin'em down
 You hand it to the Pink the Pink Elephant
 Blinded by the sorcery
 No, I'd rather stay dead
 I do the Pink the Pink Elephant
 Blinded by the sorcery
 No, I'd rather stay I'd rather stay I'd rather stay
 I'd rather stay dead, Hey yeah, hey yeah
 I'd rather stay dead