Mister White Keys

He's a friend to all the stars
 Made a fortune selling cars
 Not beyond a little sleaze
 He's Mister White Keys
 Wifey loves the tannin' booth
 Just a little altered truth
 Made America's Who's Who
 If he can do it, so can you
 Sheltered in tax brackets
 Higher than an angel's cloud
 Pontificates on rackets
 And cheats on his wife with his pals
 Once he met a musician
 Shook his hand like a soul man
 Not a lot like you or me
 He's Mister White Keys!
 He climbs into Daddy's Benz
 And goes collecting the rents
 Of those welfare cheats
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 A lot of trouble when he tries to find the beat
 He dances like a shovel with a couple left feet
 He said he'd rather own the whole damn town
 Than be graceful or be well-endowed (wow!)
 He exaggerates a bit
 Foot and a mouth a perfect fit
 He's the one who tried the cheese
 He's Mister White Keys
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 I feel sorry for the guy
 Laughin' when I see his schtick
 All that poor bastard wanted
 Was to make it with the beautiful chicks
 But that don't excuse the prick!
 He's Mister White Keys
 He's Mister White Keys
 He's Mister White Keys
 Hey!
 He's Mister White Keys
 He's Mister White Keys
 He's Mister White Keys
 Hey!
 He's Mister White Keys
 He's Mister White Keys
 Hey Mister White Keys
 Hey!
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 He climbs into Daddy's Benz
 And goes collecting the rents
 Of those welfare cheats