I Want a Bowlegged Woman

I want a bowlegged woman that's all
 I want a bowlegged woman that's tall
 I'll fall in love with her right from the start
 Because her big fat legs are so far apart
 I want a bowlegged woman right now
 I want to find me a gal somehow
 She's got to be built like an ol' bass fiddle
 Big bowed legs with plenty room in the middle
 Got to be on my way
 To find a bowlegged woman today
 He wants a bowlegged woman... yeah
 He wants a bowlegged woman... boy
 I'll fall in love with her right from the start
 Because her big fat legs are so far apart
 He wants a bowlegged woman... divine
 A bowlegged woman that's fine
 She don't have to be no glamour gal
 But she's got to have hoops like an ol' beer barrel
 Got to be on my way
 To find a bowlegged woman today
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 I found a bowlegged woman last night (yeah!)
 And man, she was really all right
 She had a solid straddle
 When she came into battle
 I dropped dead in the saddle
 You couldn't hear a rattle
 And there was nobody there to run and tattle
 Got to be on my way
 To find a bowlegged woman today, I say
 My woman with big bowed legs