Huffin' Muggles

They had my yarbles on a plate
 Two sickos from I'm sure the Garden State
 They know this big slut got no ka-ching
 If she don't get loose she can't do a thing
 Voila, cough medicine to share
 Do you know that foxy moron from the stairs?
 Can you not curb your Schadenfreude and glee?
 He's all woman as you twats can plainly see
 Every day there's a stray hot child in the city
 Come to claim all the ways and the tastes of the witty and urbane
 Take a seat on the john, let 'em take glamour pictures
 In the heat, skunky fog, in the sequins it itches, Salomé
 Don't make a face...
 Ooo, chocolate dandy welterweights
 And viper jive Victrola 78's
 It's White Slave starring Maria Montez
 Let's wow 'em, Herculisa
 Oops... you dropped your fez
 Every day there's a stray hot child in the city
 Come to claim all the ways and the tastes of the witty and urbane
 Over time little lamb you'll burn like a tyger
 But for now Cleopatrick, the anvil is still forming you
 Oh Huffin' Muggles
 Huffin' Muggles yeah