Dirty Mutha Fuzz

I thought I was bad thought l'ze a kickn' stud
 I thought I had a knockn' stroll
 I caught a momma glidin' through the alley
 A big pink pussycat she said "Meow"
 She said her name was Tammy
 And her sugar hills worked the cure
 I came to her in jammies
 And I left so-phista-mature
 Dirty Mutha Fuzz
 Well the next day I hung over
 My head still hurt like hell
 I begged to her have mercy
 But she pounded on me just like a nail
 She unwrapped all by chocolates
 I opened up all her cans
 She spread herself out like a banquet and said
 "I'm gonna punish you my man"
 Dirty Mutha Fuzz
 I got my fine sexy sheba here
 She only smokes the peckerilla
 It's like we're chillin' down in Graceland
 She's Elvis - I'm Priscilla
 Dirty, yeah she loves you Dirty Mutha Fuzz
 She's built like a candy store and Lord I ate too much
 Dirty, she's got the velvety hand cuffs
 I tell ya fellas I got whip marks on my butt
 Dirty, yea my tickle turned into a scream
 I tasted the cool whip and produced my whip cream
 Little Orphan Annie's got on red stiletto heels
 She said, "You love it, you love it,
 Just gaze up at me as you kneel"
 When she went for the whip fellas
 A chill went down my spine
 Such an innocent face
 With such an evil mind
 I pushed the buttons on her blaster
 John Coltrane began to bop
 I started workin' on a solid rhythm
 With horns over the top
 All at once she whispered
 "A little fertilizer will make it grow"
 Her blubber cups bucked a blizzard
 And I covered her with snow
 Dirty Mutha Fuzz
 Dirty, yeah she loves you Dirty Mutha Fuzz
 She's built like a candy store and Lord I ate too much
 Dirty, she's got the velvety hand cuffs
 I tell ya fellas I got whip marks on my butt
 Dirty, yea my tickle turned into a scream
 I tasted the cool whip and produced my whip cream
 Little Orphan Annie's got on red stiletto heels
 She said, "You love it, you love it
 You're not above it -- you're dirty."