Next Position Please

Words and Music by Rick Nielsen
 People all over the world
 They get up they get down
 They get in they get out
 They get pushed, they go back
 Start all over again
 Till they get to the end
 I'm from a small town
 Had a poor family
 Mama was sick, Papa worked the factory
 I led a rich life
 Never had to work hard
 House in the country
 Horses in my backyard
 Next position please
 Do I have to get down on my knees
 Next position please
 I'm in a hurry, so hurry please
 Read between the lines
 Learn a new message
 Read the latest book
 It's a new twist
 Be the first one to have a new ideal
 You'll never get bored with mirrors on the ceiling
 Next position please
 Do I have to get down on my knees
 Next position please
 I'm in a hurry, so hurry please
 People all over the world
 They get up they get down
 They get in they get out
 They get pushed, they go back
 Start all over again
 Till they get to the end
 I wanna move up within the company
 I can do better with an opportunity
 Why don't they use me instead of abuse me?
 I'm ten out of ten, not some whore in some movie
 I wanna be the biggest gun in the world
 I wanna see the tits on every girl
 Next position please
 You have to get down on your knees
 Next position please
 I'm in a hurry, so hurry please
 (Repeat to Coda)