Lemon Boy - Live at Hoxton Hall

There once was a bitter sweet man and they called him Lemon Boy
 He was growing in my garden and I
 Pulled him out by his hair like a weed
 But like weeds do he only came and grew back again
 So I figured this time I might as well let him be
 Lemon Boy and me started to get along together
 I helped him plant his seeds and we'd mow the lawn in bad weather
 It's actually pretty easy being nice to a bitter boy like him
 So I got myself a citrus friend
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 But soon his bitter sweet started to rub off on me
 You'd think smelling like lemon zest would be pretty neat
 I found out that my friends are more of the savoury type
 And they weren't too keen on compromising with a nice lemon pie
 So Lemon Boy and me, we just gotta get along together
 I'll help him plant his seeds and we'll mow the lawn in bad weather
 It's actually pretty easy being nice to a bitter boy like him
 So I got myself a citrus friend
 But what if I run out of fertilizer
 What if the clouds run out of rain
 What if Lemon Boy won't grow no longer
 What if beaches dry of sugar cane
 Oh well
 The whales start to beach themselves
 Tortoise shells tear away from their spines
 It happens all the time, it happens all the time
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 Lemon Boy and I, we're gonna live forever
 Like Snufkin and Little My, we'll get around wherever
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 Lemon Boy and I, we're gonna live forever
 Like Snufkin and Little My, we'll get around wherever
 It's actually pretty easy being nice to a bitter boy like him
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 'Cause we're the bitterest boys in town
 Yeah, we're the bitterest guys around
 And now I got myself a citrus friend