Step Mom

We broke up, it was messy and I'm so embarrassed
 Let it get the best of me, I wasn't thinking clearly, oh
 Now, I'll be the bigger person
 And I won't lash out even though I'm really hurt
 Another lesson learned, I'm moving on
 I won't call you in the middle of the night
 Won't show up to your house without an invite
 I won't beg you for a second chance
 'Cause I got a man now with a good health plan
 I'm gonna steal your dad
 Be the best he ever had
 Send your mom home crying 'cause he couldn't keep his promise
 And he traded in his ring to give me everything I wanted
 Oh, I know we have a past
 I think we should start from scratch
 'Cause I'm with him now but it could've been us if you never did me wrong
 I wouldn't be your stepmom
 Told your dad, I want a studio in your bedroom
 It's looking comfortable and I'm looking to take more from you (to take more from you)
 Uh, I'm in it, for the long haul and I'll admit it
 I've been unconventional, some may say it's borderline insane
 Please don't call me in the middle of the night
 Don't show up to my house without an invite
 Me and your father have been talking
 And we think it's time you get off our phone plan
 I'm gonna steal your dad
 Be the best he ever had
 Send your mom home crying 'cause he couldn't keep his promise
 And he traded in his ring to give me everything I wanted
 Oh, I know we have a past
 I think we should start from scratch
 'Cause I'm with him now but it could've been us if you never did me wrong
 I wouldn't be your stepmom
 Is this how you saw my wedding?
 As another guest attending
 I don't wanna see you objecting
 When you're the one who fucked our ending
 Is this how you saw my wedding?
 As another guest attending
 I don't wanna see you objecting
 When you're the one who fucked our ending
 I'm gonna steal your dad
 Be the best he ever had
 Send your mom home crying 'cause he couldn't keep his promise
 And he traded in his ring to give me everything I wanted
 Oh, I know we have a past
 I think we should start from scratch (I think we should start from scratch)
 'Cause I'm with him now but it could've been us if you never did me wrong
 I wouldn't be your stepmom