Sooner Cheat Death Than Fool Love

I tried my hand at poker
 That old, godless game
 I was dealt five aces
 I swear on Peter's name
 Sooner cheat Death than fool Love
 Love is not a tower, as the poets say
 Even the loftiest prison can be escaped
 I wish I never met you, of that I'm sure
 I aint any better off than I was before
 I'll sooner reach Taenarum
 and into the lower world
 steal the Helm of Darkness
 than Love another girl
 Sooner cheat Death than fool Love
 Love is not a chemical, nor molecular clone
 I can't remember the last time I felt so alone
 I'm sick as a dog, still my Love rings true
 I aint any better off than I was with you
 Cheat on Death and taxes
 Cheat the money from wealth
 But if you try to fool Love
 You'll only fool yourself