Before He Cheats

Right now, he's probably slow dancin' with a bleach-blonde tramp
 And she's probably gettin' frisky
 Right now, he's probably buyin' her some fruity little drink
 'Cause she can't shoot whiskey
 Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool stick
 Showin' her how to shoot a combo
 And he don't know
 I dug my key into the side (into the side)
 Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
 Carved my name into his leather seats
 I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights (both headlights)
 Slashed a hole in all four tires
 Maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats
 
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 Right now, she's probably up singing some
 White-trash version of Shania karaoke
 Right now, she's probably sayin', "I'm drunk"
 And he's a-thinkin' that he's gonna get lucky
 Right now, he's probably dabbin' on
 Three dollars worth of that bathroom Polo
 Oh, and he don't know
 Oh, that I dug my key into the side (into the side)
 Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
 Carved my name into his leather seats
 I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights (both headlights)
 Slashed a hole in all four tires
 Maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats
 I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl
 A-'cause the next time that he cheats
 Oh, you know it won't be on me
 No, not on me
 ♪
 'Cause I dug my key into the side (into the side)
 Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
 Carved my name into his leather seats
 I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights (both headlights)
 Slashed a hole in all four tires
 Maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats
 Oh, maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats
 Oh, before he cheats
 Oh
 
 Right now, he's probably slow dancin' with a bleach-blonde tramp
 And she's probably gettin' frisky
 Right now, he's probably buyin' her some fruity little drink
 'Cause she can't shoot whiskey
 Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool stick
 Showin' her how to shoot a combo
 And he don't know
 I dug my key into the side (into the side)
 Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
 Carved my name into his leather seats
 I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights (both headlights)
 Slashed a hole in all four tires
 Maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats
 
 ♪
 Right now, she's probably up singing some
 White-trash version of Shania karaoke
 Right now, she's probably sayin', "I'm drunk"
 And he's a-thinkin' that he's gonna get lucky
 Right now, he's probably dabbin' on
 Three dollars worth of that bathroom Polo
 Oh, and he don't know
 Oh, that I dug my key into the side (into the side)
 Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
 Carved my name into his leather seats
 I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights (both headlights)
 Slashed a hole in all four tires
 Maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats
 I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl
 A-'cause the next time that he cheats
 Oh, you know it won't be on me
 No, not on me
 ♪
 'Cause I dug my key into the side (into the side)
 Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
 Carved my name into his leather seats
 I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights (both headlights)
 Slashed a hole in all four tires
 Maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats
 Oh, maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats
 Oh, before he cheats
 Oh
 
 Right now, he's probably slow dancin' with a bleach-blonde tramp
 And she's probably gettin' frisky
 Right now, he's probably buyin' her some fruity little drink
 'Cause she can't shoot whiskey
 Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool stick
 Showin' her how to shoot a combo
 And he don't know
 I dug my key into the side (into the side)
 Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
 Carved my name into his leather seats
 I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights (both headlights)
 Slashed a hole in all four tires
 Maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats
 
 ♪
 Right now, she's probably up singing some
 White-trash version of Shania karaoke
 Right now, she's probably sayin', "I'm drunk"
 And he's a-thinkin' that he's gonna get lucky
 Right now, he's probably dabbin' on
 Three dollars worth of that bathroom Polo
 Oh, and he don't know
 Oh, that I dug my key into the side (into the side)
 Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
 Carved my name into his leather seats
 I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights (both headlights)
 Slashed a hole in all four tires
 Maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats
 I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl
 A-'cause the next time that he cheats
 Oh, you know it won't be on me
 No, not on me
 ♪
 'Cause I dug my key into the side (into the side)
 Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
 Carved my name into his leather seats
 I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights (both headlights)
 Slashed a hole in all four tires
 Maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats
 Oh, maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats
 Oh, before he cheats
 Oh