Freak Like Me

My love is a bad idea
 A drunk conversation
 Actin' without hesitation
 My love is a real bad seed
 A vicious dom
 Holds my hair back when I have to vomit
 All I ever needed
 Is a fat paycheck, two Xanax, deus ex machina
 All I ever needed
 Are some handcuffs in the passenger seat
 I kick back like there's no tomorrow
 I beg, steal or borrow
 I let it all hang free
 'Cause you're a freak like me
 I know even I get carried away
 But I'ma lock it down someday
 'Cause it's plain to see
 You're a freak like me
 My love is a split-level home
 A brick through a broken window
 A real sordid sideshow feature
 My love is a skin-tight suit
 A tattered overcoat with steel-toed combat boots
 All I ever needed
 Is a TV set in 3D technicolor dreamin'
 All I ever needed
 Is a lukewarm room, two pillows, sheets, some muffled screaming
 I kick back like there's no tomorrow
 I beg, steal or borrow
 I let it all hang free
 'Cause you're a freak like me
 Baby, I got your heart in a chokehold
 Now there's nowhere to go
 'Cause it's plain to see
 That you're a freak like me
 You're a freak like me
 You're a freak like me