Such Sufferin'

What a life it is
 The hardships, the tears
 The desperate years
 Such sufferin', such sufferin'
 Gimme a bufferin'!
 And what have I got?
 True, it's a lot!
 But so what?
 There's got to be more to being so great
 To looking first-rate and staying out late
 Just look at the state I'm in!
 Oh!
 Such sufferin'
 My days are full of sufferin' and bufferin
 I've really learned the hard way
 That pastas and cakes
 And french fries and steaks
 Are not such great shakes
 That castles in Spain are just a big pain
 That life is inane if you're sufferin'
 I'm not blufferin'!
 Can't wonders like me learn how to be happy and grateful
 For just a mere plateful of life's simple goodies?
 I wish it were so but the answer is no
 So I suffer
 Get tougha
 And don't get enougha
 Anything
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 Us Super-Dupers are regular troopers
 We give all we got
 And believe it or not
 That's a lot!
 The standing ovations!
 The keys to all nations!
 Bermuda vacations!
 Money! Success!
 I'd settle for less
 If I could stop this sufferin'
 Oh such sufferin'
 Foo on such sufferin'
 Poo on such sufferin'
 Oh, nuts to all this sufferin'
 Gimme a bufferin'