My New Boyfriend

(Carly Simon)
 He never makes me feel ashamed
 He bounces me high up on his back
 He gives me the gold hat when I'm jump attacked
 My new boyfriend, my new boyfriend
 My new boyfriend
 Protects me
 He defends me
 He respects me
 He loves me more than you ever did
 My new boyfriend isn't just some kid
 My new boyfriend, ooh, my new boyfriend
 He call in the trumpets for a laugh
 He show me the way it was in Spain
 He give me the golly when I'm too insane
 My new boyfriend, my new boyfriend
 My new boyfriend
 Protects me
 He defends me
 He respects me
 He loves me more than you ever did
 My new boyfriend isn't just a baby
 My new boyfriend isn't just some kid
 My new boyfriend, ooh, my new boyfriend
 he loves the living daylights out of me
 He springs a ladder to the moon
 He sings the far side of the tune
 He's a driven, silver lover
 He can swim under the covers
 He's a high, gold bouncing lover
 He's a diver and a dreamer
 He's a dolphin in the ocean
 He's a rival of Orion