Halfway 'Round The World

(Carly Simon)
 Thank you for informing me
 That I've been banned from Canada
 It comes as no suprise to me
 Since last week it was Africa
 Since you've been ambassador
 There's trouble at the border
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 It's amusing still it makes me wince
 Your face is like a scimitar
 When accidentally eye to eye
 You shoot a look of vinegar
 What could I have done to you
 To mkae you act the way you do
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 For whatever reason
 You would keep me
 Halfway 'round the world
 I believe it's like some kind of compliment
 I must be quite a girl
 Quite a girl
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 Once upon a time you swore you'd love me
 'Til the end of the world
 Now, nowhere is far enough away for you
 I must be quite a girl
 Quite a girl...
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