The Butcher's Wife

She's a dish, a delicious buffet
 Always on the play
 A smile, a kiss on Christmas Day
 But, she's bound to make you ill
 And gorge against your will
 And put flowers on her window sill
 This scene can have, no happy ending
 But in the while, its worth pretending
 If you care, not to tango with a knife
 And be the next in line
 If you care, not to meet the after life
 Then don't get friendly with the butcher's wife
 Appetizing, a tantalizing little tease
 Now you're in the freezer
 With Charlie, Mike and Ebenezer
 Be a man! she says, he's working at the shop
 And won't be home till six o'clock
 Now he's breaking down the doors and locks
 This scene can have, no happy ending
 But in the while, its worth pretending
 If you care, not to tango with a knife
 And be the next in line
 If you care, not to meet the after life
 Then don't get friendly with the butcher's wife
 A word to the wise, avoid her like a bucket of flies
 Don't look her straight in the eyes
 Surely you're gonna die
 This scene can have, no happy ending
 But in the while, its worth pretending
 If you care, not to tango with a knife
 And be the next in line
 If you care, not to meet the after life...
 Keep your hands off the butcher's wife!