Italian Leather Sofa

She doesn't care
 Whether or not he's an island
 And she doesn't care
 Just as long as his ship's coming in
 She doesn't care
 Whether or not he's an island, oh no
 They laugh, they make money
 He's got a gold watch
 She's got a silk dress and healthy breasts
 That bounce on his Italian leather sofa
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 She doesn't care
 Whether or not he's a good man
 She doesn't care
 Just as long as she still has her friends, oh no
 Yeah, she doesn't care
 Whether or not he's an island
 They laugh, they make money
 He's got a gold watch
 She's got a silk dress and healthy breasts
 That bounce on his Italian leather sofa
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 She's got a serrated edge
 That she moves back and forth
 It's such a simple machine
 She doesn't have to use force
 When she gets what she wants
 She puts the rest on a tray in a zip-lock bag
 She's got a serrated edge
 That she moves back and forth
 It's such a simple machine
 She doesn't have to use force
 When she get what she wants
 She puts the rest on a tray in a zip-lock bag
 In the freezer
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 Oh no, she doesn't care
 Whether or not he's an island, oh no
 She doesn't care
 Just as long as his ship's coming in
 (All right here it comes, here it comes)
 She doesn't care
 Whether or not he's an island, oh no
 They laugh, they make money
 He's got a gold watch
 She's got a silk dress and healthy breasts
 That bounce on his Italian leather sofa