Noseplugs

I could never be unkind
 Easy words are hard to find
 Let me give it one good try
 God, I think that something crawled in your mouth and died
 Whatever it was
 It died from an unnatural cause
 Virus helps it decompose
 Ill from a septic drainage pipe while roaming a landfill
 I smell you from a mile away
 I see how you peel the paint
 I can see the fragile faint
 The architecture of society has a crack
 And you break it down
 The hills turn to flattened ground
 I can hear the sirens sound
 Heavy breathers run for cover the other way
 It's a good thing grandpa hung onto that old bomb shelter,
 Even though the cold war ended,
 It's intended use is to protect the masses
 Stomach acid on your breath
 You taste like kissing death
 The garlic soap you bought worked well
 To cover the smell of ol' Assy Pickins
 Knocking down your door
 Making babies on your floor
 Killing daisies down the hall
 I know that you never thought he would
 Come back and be your side kick
 Driving 'long side in a Wildwood tram car but no one can see him
 But you, and you defy physics when you go to movie theatres
 And you insist on two tickets, and you have him sit next to you
 In a seat that someone sits in, but they move when you talk to him
 (Thank God for the Mod Squad so you had a hairstyle to assign him,
 Though it may be slightly dated that's ok cause you accept him
 As is, as is, as is, as is.