Backfur

The hair on my belly is touching my chest - the hair on my chest is touching my shoulders
 It looks like I'm wearing a permanent sweater - I'm working my way toward backfur
 The hair on my ass is rising up - the hair on my head is falling down
 I got a spider mole that's spreading her legs - she's laying her eggs in backfur
 I had a smooth body 'long time ago - then gravity gave me a few folds
 Somebody shot me with a beast gun square on - the pellets were seeds of backfur
 My body's 'lot wider than it used to be - too much a taste of the old country
 Inherited my simian ancestry - I'm working my way toward backfur
 I used to think I was invincible (10 years ago)
 So many things I didn't know
 I never knew how cruel the world can be (silly me)
 My time was not complete
 Poor me (poor me) I'm dying
 I pushed my mind to a future height - and balanced with a pre-historic body type
 Just give me my speedos and put me on a beach - I'm sporting my rolls of backfur
 I keep a short comb on a stick - to pick out the occasional deer ticks
 I can't afford electrolysis - face down I'm a rug of backfur
 I'm pushing harder but I'm losing speed (moving so slow)
 So many miles left to go
 I knew but couldn't feel mortality (silly me)
 My time was not complete
 Poor me (poor me) I'm dying
 I used to be a fatty fatback - an inch away from my heart-attack
 I'm pushing my luck I'm chasing hot dog trucks - I'm shaded from the sun with backfur
 I'm hosting a family of mosquitoes - they live beneath the thicket of Velcro
 They can't find my cholesterol-high-blood-rich skin - they can't find their way out of my backfur
 I didn't know my life was on the clock
 Won't close my eyes anymore
 A new year passes every time I blink - or so I think
 My time was not complete
 Poor me - I'm dying