Buck Introduces the Band

If I may, I would like to take a moment of the time
 That we have and introduce to you these
 Uh, old ugly boys, you know 'em
 You don't know all about 'em, though
 I was gonna tell everything
 Pay attention
 I'm going to ask questions after a while, anyhow
 Uh, this young man here
 The ugly one with my teeth
 He comes, uh
 Huh?
 Ehehe
 Get a load of that, would you?
 This young man comes from the great state of shock
 By the way of Nashville, Tennessee
 We'll give a nice, big hand for dash and ball...
 Alright
 Back here on the drums
 Okay, Willie
 This young man comes from the great state of Texas
 Will you give a nice hand for wonderful Willie Cantu
 Now this old, sickly boy right here on my left
 I want you to get a look at this
 A close look
 I don't blame you for snickering at him, huh
 First time we saw him, we laughed out loud at him, man
 You, look at
 Look at that
 You talk about people that don't know nothing
 Here's an old boy I don't even suspect nothing
 I want you to get a load of the build on him
 Show 'em your chest
 Show 'em your chest
 Pull, pull it up first
 It kind of
 Notice how it kinda sinks in
 Looks like the inside of a teaspoon 'cause
 He comes from the great state of Missouri
 Will you give a nice hand for tender Tom Brumley
 Right, there you go
 Haha
 It's my turn now
 Haha
 Lesson done
 Come on, give me my introduction
 We're in New York City, son
 I know, I want to meet all these people
 Yeah, but Don
 Don, I'm tryna tell you that these people are not dumb here
 I know they're not
 Listen, Don
 These people are not blind
 Of course they're not
 Don, these people
 Hahaha
 Listen
 He's not free yet, miss
 Listen, Don
 You don't need an introduction here
 I certainly do, come on (listen, Don)
 But Don, these people know Lassie when they see her
 Okay, come on
 I'll introduce you
 Oh, it's about time
 Hurry up now
 You want a big introduction?
 A great, big one, come on (right)
 Ladies and gentlemen
 Oh, what a start
 That's my introduction
 What you see here (that's right)
 Is true
 It's true
 Only his name has been change to protect his parents
 Hey
 Here from the great state of Washington
 Will you give a nice hand from my right arm
 For dangerous Don Rich