If I may, I would like to take a moment of the time
That we have and introduce to you these
Uh, old ugly boys, you know 'em
You don't know all about 'em, though
I was gonna tell everything
Pay attention
I'm going to ask questions after a while, anyhow
Uh, this young man here
The ugly one with my teeth
He comes, uh
Huh?
Ehehe
Get a load of that, would you?
This young man comes from the great state of shock
By the way of Nashville, Tennessee
We'll give a nice, big hand for dash and ball...
Alright
Back here on the drums
Okay, Willie
This young man comes from the great state of Texas
Will you give a nice hand for wonderful Willie Cantu
Now this old, sickly boy right here on my left
I want you to get a look at this
A close look
I don't blame you for snickering at him, huh
First time we saw him, we laughed out loud at him, man
You, look at
Look at that
You talk about people that don't know nothing
Here's an old boy I don't even suspect nothing
I want you to get a load of the build on him
Show 'em your chest
Show 'em your chest
Pull, pull it up first
It kind of
Notice how it kinda sinks in
Looks like the inside of a teaspoon 'cause
He comes from the great state of Missouri
Will you give a nice hand for tender Tom Brumley
Right, there you go
Haha
It's my turn now
Haha
Lesson done
Come on, give me my introduction
We're in New York City, son
I know, I want to meet all these people
Yeah, but Don
Don, I'm tryna tell you that these people are not dumb here
I know they're not
Listen, Don
These people are not blind
Of course they're not
Don, these people
Hahaha
Listen
He's not free yet, miss
Listen, Don
You don't need an introduction here
I certainly do, come on (listen, Don)
But Don, these people know Lassie when they see her
Okay, come on
I'll introduce you
Oh, it's about time
Hurry up now
You want a big introduction?
A great, big one, come on (right)
Ladies and gentlemen
Oh, what a start
That's my introduction
What you see here (that's right)
Is true
It's true
Only his name has been change to protect his parents
Hey
Here from the great state of Washington
Will you give a nice hand from my right arm
For dangerous Don Rich