What the Hell Happened

What The Hell Happened
 Look at my mama
 Look at my pop
 Look at my brother
 Making them little girls' jaws drop
 Look at my sister
 So beautiful to see
 What the hell happened to me?
 Got a big-ass nose
 Fat gaps in my teeth
 Hair coming out of my ears
 And big old stinky feet
 I swear the girl at the gate
 just gagged when I gave her my I.D.
 What the hell happened to me?
 What the hell happened
 I wish I knew
 What the hell happened
 Not so much I can do
 Got Gable and Lombard
 For a mom and a dad
 Got a brother braggin'
 'Bout all the ass he's had
 Must've been stuck in the shallow end of the pool of genes
 What the hell happened to me?
 What the hell happened
 I wish I knew
 What the hell happened
 Not so much I can do