Mirror On The Wall

I'd like to try throwing the I-Ching
 I'd like to try some analyzing my writing
 I'd like what's written on the crystal stones
 And see what happens if I put on my turban and start throwing bones, hey!
 Maybe I'll be a gofer, getting bagels for the UN
 Maybe I'll cruise bars in futile search of perfect tens
 And maybe I'll be the legendary scandal-ridden pol
 Keeping up my solid citizen front when I'm really just bought and sold
 Mirror, mirror on the wall
 Palm readings and crystal balls
 It's obvious for all to see
 How uncertain it will be
 And hand-writing and dice rolls
 I-Ching and crystal stones
 And tea leaves and astrology
 Get someone to interpret your dreams
 Still I don't know where we'll be
 Will you take this ride with me
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 Maybe I'll be a doctor, ophthalmologist checking out eyes
 Maybe I'll get a job making little skinny curly fries
 I might feel important as a security guard
 And I'd love to lean on you when times get too hard, hey!
 Maybe I'll be the overweight ex-jock chasing skirts
 Tell 'em my old stories, you know the older you get the better you were
 You can be my right hand, tell me when I'm a joke
 And maybe they'll be some times when we feel like we're not just blowing smoke
 Mirror, mirror on the wall
 Palm readings and crystal balls
 It's obvious for all to see
 How uncertain it will be
 And hand-writing and dice rolls
 I-Ching and crystal stones
 And tea leaves and astrology
 Get someone to interpret your dreams
 Still I don't know where we'll be
 Will you take this ride with me?
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 Maybe I'll invent the nuclear magnetic resonance stomp
 Or create a synthetic hue for you
 Or make chemical breakthroughs
 Take a map of the genome and get directions to a friend
 And develop a crumb, crisp coating for a new cake and ice cream blend, hey!
 Mirror, mirror on the wall
 Palm readings and crystal balls
 It's obvious for all to see
 How uncertain it will be
 Fortune tellers and mirrored walls
 Tarot cards and Ouija boards
 And tea leaves and astrology
 Why don't you come and play with me?
 Still I'll wonder where we'll be
 Will you take this ride...
 Will you take this ride with me?
 With me...