To Kiss A Trumpet Player

Its so white out today
 Im missing the blues
 so you think He's the best in the whole world?
 You should kiss more,
 Trumpet players girl
 see you sucking the brass cap,
 we'll see who has the last laugh,
 and the trumpet of that man,
 do a twitch and you cant get past them
 I cant take anymore
 I've got to get to the door
 looking down at the knees
 too many fake ideas
 I cant hear the band
 I don't know where to stand
 and it's pouring in, and I...
 will you please kiss me?
 on stage the bugle looks so cute
 and the trumpet goes "toot toot toot"
 happy billie holidays
 I feel like history
 and if the visitor's missin' me
 I'm not much of a player
 kiss kiss kiss me yeah.
 I'm not much of a player
 kiss kiss kiss me yeah
 I'm not much of a player
 kiss kiss kiss me yeah
 I'm not much of a player
 kiss kiss kiss me yeah
 I'm not much of a player.
 see us stuck in Nebraska
 and I'll have the last laugh
 yeah that trumpet man
 I do a twitch and I can get past them.
 I cant take anymore
 I've got to get to the door
 looking down at the knees
 too many fake ideas
 I think i cant hear the band
 I don't know where to stand
 it's a crazy dream
 as it seems
 will you please kiss me?
 happy billie holidays
 I feel like history
 and if the visitor's missin' me
 I'm not much of a player
 kiss kiss kiss me yeah.
 yeah yeah yeah.