You Need a Man Around Here

You sure got a real nice place
 So don't take this the wrong way
 But I can tell by your decorating taste
 You've been alone too long
 You've got more candles than a midnight mass
 That fancy mirror adds a touch of class
 But do you know how good a mounted bass
 Would look there on that wall?
 You need a man around here
 Can't do it all by yourself
 To me, it's painfully clear
 That you could use a little help
 Someone to kill the spiders
 Change the channel and drink the beer
 It seems to me that you sure need
 A man around here
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 Thumbing through your stack of magazines
 Don't see a Maxim or Field & Stream
 I haven't been in a room this clean
 Since they took my appendix out
 Now, you've gotta be kidding me
 Don't tell me that thing is your TV
 My laptop's got a bigger screen
 Oh, babe, there ain't no doubt
 You need a man around here
 Can't do it all by yourself
 To me, it's painfully clear
 That you could use a little help
 Someone to kill the spiders
 Change the channel and drink the beer
 It seems to me that you sure need
 A man around here
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 Someone to kill the spiders
 And by the way, you're out of beer
 Seems to me that you sure need
 A man around here
 Yeah, it seems to me that you sure need
 A man around here