If Love Was a Plane

She's 98 lbs. workin' down at the Dairy Queen
 With an Oval V home perm and braces
 And he's long haired no job and just 19
 They've got a baby on the way and
 They're off to the races
 In love, look at 'em go
 Now what in the world, could go wrong
 Don't tell them the odds
 It's best they don't know
 If love was a plane, nobody'd get on
 At the ivy, at lunchtime, in Beverly Hills
 The paparazzi are gathered outside
 'Cause an actor and an actress are havin' lunch
 And according to Extra and Entertainment Tonight
 They're in love, look at 'em go
 Now what in the world could go wrong
 Don't tell them the odds
 It's best they don't know
 If love was a plane, nobody'd get on
 Imagine now the pilots voice, on the intercom
 Right before we leave the ground
 Saying folks thanks, for flying with us
 But there's a six in ten chance we're goin' down
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 But that's the strangest thing about this emotion
 Even knowing our chances are small
 We line up at the gate with our tickets
 Thinking somehow were different, I mean after all
 We're in love, look at us go
 Now what in the world could go wrong
 To hell with the odds, we'd rather not know
 If love was a plane, nobody'd get on
 Yeah if love was a plane, nobody'd get on