I'll Take You Back

When a freight train jumps off a track
 And rolls down my road
 And its summer time in Texas
 And they're playing in the snow
 When politicians everywhere stop telling lies
 And only state the facts
 Right then, that's when
 I'll take you back
 Let's say I get bucked off a bull and fall and hit my head
 And then I get amnesia and forget the things you said
 I lose my better judgement and I take up smoking crack
 Right then, that's when
 I'll take you back
 [Chorus]
 Go on keep trying
 Come on keep calling
 You know I like it
 When you come crawling
 Its like music
 To hear you balling
 Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa
 When Donald Trump takes a part time job parking cars
 When Clint Eastwood does ballet in a big pink leotard
 And a donkey wins the Derby as he takes his victory lap
 Right then, that's when
 I'll take you back
 [Repeat chorus]
 The day that old morning sun rises in the west
 And they pass a law in L.A. banning artificial breasts
 When cars can run on water, gasoline and oil ain't worth jack
 Right then, that's when
 I'll take you back
 [Repeat chorus]
 Its like music
 To hear you balling
 Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa