Famous People

You're the first car in an hour or so
 I'm glad you stopped in
 It's sure been slow around here today
 Just like every day
 Well, I couldn't help but notice your California plate
 And I thought I recognized that name on your credit card
 You're a movie star
 Well, I can't wait to get back home, to tell all my buddies
 That I met one of the most famous people in the country
 Well, I only go to movies when I'm down in Bowling Green
 The cable don't come out this far, so I never watch TV
 I know you played in something, but I'm gonna need some help
 Wait, weren't you in cannonball run?
 No, ah well
 Allow me to introduce myself, the name ain't John
 This is somebody else's greasy shirt, my names Kurt
 This is the town that I grew up in, never seen L.A.
 The closest I been to Hollywood is Dollywood
 But when you get back to Beverly Hills
 You can tell all your buddies that you met
 One of the most famous people in the country
 'Cause I caught the record small mouth out on Kentucky lake
 And I threw the winning touchdown pass
 The night that we won state
 I'm still signin' autographs after all these years
 Oh yeah, I guess I'm gonna need your'un
 Sign, um, here
 I've been thinkin' 'bout doin' some actin' someday
 If I ever do make it out to L.A.
 Can I give you a shout, maybe crash on your couch
 If you hear of any roles that are floatin' around
 That put me and Ashley Judd makin' out
 In a steamy love-scene, I'd work pretty cheap
 If the phones are down, just ask around
 You'll get a hold of me
 'Cause I'm one of the most famous people
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 In the country
 You're talkin' to one of the most famous people in the country
 Six-pack, it was, wasn't it, you're in that movie's pack
 You look a lot thinner and younger on TV
 Are you gaining weight for a role or something?
 
 And, I'm serious about that Ashley Judd thing
 I would work for free
 Have you ever met Dolly Parton?
 Famous and famous people, ha, if you know what I mean