Celebrity

Someday I'm gonna be famous, do I have talent? Well no
 These days, you don't really need it, thanks to reality shows
 Can't wait to date a supermodel, can't wait to sue my dad
 Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari on my way to rehab
 'Cause when you're a celebrity
 It's adios reality
 You can act just like a fool
 People think you're cool
 Just 'cause you're on TV
 I can throw a major fit
 When my latte isn't just how I like it
 When they say I've gone insane
 I'll blame it on the fame
 And the pressures that go with
 Being a celebrity
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 I'll get to cry to Barbara Walters when things don't go my way
 And I'll get community service no matter which law I break
 I'll make the supermarket tabloids, they'll write some awful stuff
 But the more they run my name down, the more my price goes up
 'Cause when you're a celebrity
 It's adios reality
 No matter what you do
 People think you're cool
 Just 'cause you're on TV
 I can fall in and out of love
 Have marriages that barely last a month
 When they go down the drain
 I'll blame it on the fame
 And say it's just so tough
 Being a celebrity
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 So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west
 To the land of the fun and the sun
 We'll be real world bachelor jackass millionaires
 Hey, hey Hollywood here we come
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 Yeah, when you're a celebrity
 It's adios reality
 No matter what you do
 People think you're cool
 Just 'cause you're on TV
 Being a celebrity
 Yeah, celebrity