Bigger Fish to Fry

I said a bad word when I was a kid
 Mama said that I'd be sorry for the sin that I did
 My daddy whooped me and the preacher said shame
 And I tried like hell to change
 I cuss, I smoke
 I laugh at dirty jokes
 Minor vices man I know 'em well
 I've closed down bars
 And I've busted in my heart
 My exes think I oughta burn in hell
 But the devil, he won't notice when I die
 Don't you figure
 He's got bigger fish to fry
 Oh yeah
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 Politicians taking corporate bribes
 Crooked CEOs are getting off with no time
 Christmas eve burglars stealin' good children's toys
 (Can't say Christmas)
 Holiday burglars stealin' good children's toys
 I cuss, I smoke
 I laugh at dirty jokes
 The minor vices, man I know I'm well
 I've closed down bars
 I've busted in my heart
 My exes thinks that I oughta burn in hell
 But the devil wont even notice when I die
 Ya don't you figure
 He's got bigger fish to fry
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 There's gonna be a bonfire burnin'
 An everlastin' barbeque
 But with all the bad stuff goin' on
 There ain't gonna be room for me and you
 'Cause we cuss and we smoke
 We laugh at Taylor's jokes
 (Tell one Jim, you know you're old when your wife says
 'honey lets run upstairs and make love' and your answer is I cannot do both)
 Some minor vices, man we know 'em well
 We've closed down bars and we've busted in our hearts
 Our exes think we oughta burn in hell
 But the devil, he wont notice when we die,
 Don't you figure he's got bigger fish to fry
 Ya don't you figure
 He's got bigger fish to fry
 (Pass the tarter sauce)
 (When we all get to Heaven, what a day of rejoicing it will be...)