Better Than This

That sleepy little campfire popped and kinda crackled
 We were heating up the pork and beans
 And Bubba said, "Man it don't get any better than this"
 If you know what I mean
 We sat there for a minute, listening to the crickets
 Thinking this was pretty hard to beat
 'Til Junior stood up, spit in the fire
 And said, "Boys, I hate to disagree"
 But if a busload of women, really good looking women
 Just suddenly pulled in here
 And ol' Joe T. Garcia showed up with fajitas
 And a hundred gallon keg of beer
 And Haggard dropped by and brought Willie with him
 And they started taking requests
 Well, don't get me wrong boys, this is pretty good
 But it could get better than this
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 If Bill Dance and Hank Parker floated by in a boat
 And volunteered to be our fishing guides
 And Richard Petty pulled up in the old 43 car
 And asked us if we wanted a ride
 We'd all sit around singing "Poncho and Lefty"
 Playing poker, smoking big cigars
 Now don't take offense y'all, I'm perfectly content
 Just sitting here under the stars
 But if a busload of women, really good looking women
 Just suddenly pulled in here
 And ol' Emeril Lagasse showed up with kielbasa
 And a hundred gallon keg of beer
 And Haggard dropped by and brought Willie with him
 And they started taking requests
 Well, don't get me wrong boys, this is pretty good
 But it could get better than this
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 But if a busload of women, really good looking women
 Just suddenly pulled in here
 And Little Jimmy Dickens showed up with fried chicken
 And a hundred gallon keg of beer
 Merle Haggard dropped by and brought Willie with him
 And they started taking requests
 Well, don't get me wrong boys, this is pretty good
 But it could get better than this
 Now don't get me wrong boys
 This is pretty good
 But it could get better than this